I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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