So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
This is the high leading the old right now
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
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