I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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