Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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