Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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