I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Randomize
