Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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