Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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