She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
zippers are such a cool invention
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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