Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You need Xanax blowdarts
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I woke up under a house in Key West
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