I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
