It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Randomize