Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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