I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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