i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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