yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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