all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Your cock deserves a montage
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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