Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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