How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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