Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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