The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you win again, gameday.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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