Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
My dick has a subreddit
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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