and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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