i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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