I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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