Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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