so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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