Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
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