yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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