You're completely useless in the revolution.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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