ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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