Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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