So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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