like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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