I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Holy shit dude........stairs
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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