i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
Randomize
