question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
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