I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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