What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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