Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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