Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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