Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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