they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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