Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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