maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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