This girl is more easily done than said...
someone get that fucking seahorse.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
