just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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