no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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