Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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