margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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