He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
