He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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