lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Randomize
