he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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