Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
that is very illegal...i love you.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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