i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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